Idiots Of The Universe

There are many ways one could define an idiot. Technically it is someone who has a low IQ and has some form of mental issue, I think. In modern society it has come to mean someone who does/says ridiculous things, or a person that you have a particular reason to dislike. Well, in my year at school there are many people that fit all of the above description and more, but mostly the last, because they are, in fact, humongous Richard Craniums (you can work it out, people).

There are three people in my year, we shall call the Bella, Monica and Lucas, for the sake of anonymity (sort of...they are relatively similar to their real names...) that I cannot stand for another minute. And I am going to take it out on you, very few readers of my blog, and moan about them on here. You don't have to read it. I recommend you stop now.

So, I'll start with Bella. Today, she randomly decided to start having a go at me in Chemistry, and I don't have a clue why. And this isn't just a "She said a mean thing, Mummy!". She does it All. The. Time. Seriously, every other lesson she will say something to embarrass me or antagonize me or provoke me, and stupidly I normally have to retort, but I don't think that staying quiet would be a better idea either. Also, Bella is quite intelligent, yet pretends to be stupid, and that annoys me as well. Not the pretending, the stupidity. She acts so thick and she isn't, teachers have to repeat themselves like eighty times for her, which is just annoying for the rest of the class. And also, she is a total slag and a bit of a narcissist, and she isn't even that pretty. That's not really a problem, I just don't like slags. Anyway yeah, she is just so frustrating and I want to hit her so much...

Right, before I go insane and kill Bella, I'll move on! Monica is a girl in my year who does the same thing as Bella- constantly poking comments at me and provoking me. She isn't slaggy, nor does she pretend to be stupid, so we're all good on those fronts. She just doesn't stop, and it's even worse than Bella, and she has even reduced me to tears a couple of times. I normally pretend like I don't care, but I really do. She usually apologizes, but it doesn't go away that easily. It's really horrible, and all the time. Everyone else in my class is really nice about it and tells me not to listen and that she is just a disgusting person, and they all say everyone prefers me to her anyway, but I don't see them standing up to her. Although, she's like that too so many people. My friend, we shall call him Conrad, got an earful from her about being ginger, so I had a go at her, and at least she's leaving him alone now, but she also teases my other friend who we shall call Mindy, and is seriously horrible to her, and says the off thing to other people too. I can just about deal with her being mean to me, but it's when she starts going at my friends that I get really angry.

Lastly, Lucas(I think I called him that?). He is just am idiot...He told me to go die once, and that just did it for me. I can't stand him, he is a foul human being, who should go die himself, although I'm not harsh enough to actually say that to him.

Basically, if you have a problem with me, come tell me. If I care about you I'll sort it out, if not, then you can leave me alone. I don't care if people don't like me, that's their business and they probably have valid reasons, I just wish they'd be civil. RAWR. I reallllllllyyyyyyy hate people.

Tea

I love tea...I have noticed I've been drinking waaayyyy too much lately. Even the dentist has said I need to stop drinking so much because it's staining my teeth (no, they aren't grim or yellow but they may end up that way) but it's so yummy. I think I may be a bit addicted because I don't think I'm ever without a cup of tea. Even at the fireworks the other night...

But, I can't stand coffee, the smell makes me feel sick...hmmmm interesting. Most people like both....hehehehe bisexual people. Wait, I'm not homophobic, I just find bi people funny because someone once said to me 'No one is ever bi, they are either gay and too scared to come out or straight and looking for a bit more action.' The whole 'liking both' sparked me off on that train of thought.

I love my brain sometimes, it has the most random ideas which always make me laugh so much...I think I have digressed a little bit so I'm going to go now. Bye :)

Haven't Posted In A While

I've just realized that I haven't posted on here in ages, so I thought I would. Not a lot has happened in my life lately, so I don't really know what to write about.

Okay, I'll write about fireworks because I can hear them everywhere and they are really getting on my nerves. It's hard to think straight when there are explosions going on everywhere, but where they are bad in annoyingness they make up for in prettyfulness.

Anyway, me and some friends went to see some fireworks last night, which was quite fun. They had a mini fun-fair there which was ... horrible. I can do rollercoasters and droppy things no matter how huge and scary but I can't do spinny stuff because it just makes me feel soooooo ill. As soon as we got there, I was made to go on this upside down spinning thing which was horrible, but I did think that it was okay, despite the fact that they played O Fortuna. Then, it went "Let's do it again, but faster!". That is the point when I felt like throwing up. Then we went to buy tea and I needed a pee for the rest of the night...

Well anyhoo, the fireworks were actually pretty awesome. They were so pretty and they played mostly good  music! Except for that Gary Barlow jubilee song. They took forever to start and then some Olympic Gold winners said some stuff, which was sweet but then when it started we just danced. Loads of people were being boring and dull, although the people in front of us were dancing which was reallllllllyyyy funny, and us and like only three other people whooped along to the 'ceeeeeelebrate good times, c'mon!' song. They were pwetty and I forgot to wear socks off and froze me feet to death and my hands and my nose and the rest was kinda cold too. I sat in a boiler cupboard when I got home and drank soup...fun.

I felt really guilty that I didn't go to the Cuffley ones though, I didn't realize they were on the same night and all the 'splorers were mad at me for not going with them, and so Josh, being egged on by Jess, sent me an text with a picture of a clown (not a happy Emily). Anyway, I hope you all had wonderful Bonfire Nights! Mine was great in case you were wondering :)